Maya’s Reviews > Insignificant Events in the Life of a Cactus > Status Update
Maya
is 55% done
I feel like the dialogue is a bit juvenile but then I feel like there's something to be said about not fitting in + not "maturing" at the same rate as your peers
— 7 hours, 39 min ago
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Maya
is 20% done
"Our attempts at several 'dad' activities had mostly ended in...disaster. The time he tried to teach me how to fish immediately comes to mind-think fishing hooks in toes and ears and everywhere else except a fish's mouth. Then there's the time he took me camping...I know you were thinking I was going to say it stunk for some reason that had to do with me not having arms. Nope. It stunk because I hate camping." voice!
— Aug 28, 2026 11:15AM

