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God every time we go back to Burrich my heart hurts and I wanna cry 😭

What if the old skill teacher didn’t actually die?? Maybe??

I’m just getting this out there so I can gloat if I’m right but what if Kettle was like a previous generations catalyst?

Fitz really has the best three dads ever 🥹

The Fool would’ve done well in Pathologic

Fool: I missed your positivity more than anything Fitz: I thought it was my great beauty you’d miss haha Fool: Omg omg I wasn’t gonna say anything but hooooly shit yeah I missed how hot you are, omg, the hottest part is that you don’t even know how hot you are.

Wow the fool’s sure coming on strong goddamn

Okay wow, I definitely am starting to see why people ship Fitz and the Fool

I know it doesn’t deserve it for how little has happened in this book but this might be edging out He Who Drowned the World as my favorite book… maybe

Oh I am FURIOUS!! This is why I need to stop thinking with my fuckin dick

Fuck im so bisexual for Starling and Nik idk if id be able to control myself around either of them. Can I like join this trip too