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The fact that someone is described as smelling like “someone’s son’s credit score” is the reason I hate ridiculous books like this.

What’s the point of even pretending that you’re heartbroken when you give in less than an hour later?
… and the “danger” is suddenly nonexistent???

Too unrealistic.
This is written like a creative writing assignment with sex allowed, which is weird.
*heavy sigh

This is so childish. And beyond dramatic.

*heavy sigh
Kross would’ve been blocked, cuz you dont follow nobody home when they clearly didn’t give you directions.
I guess when you’re sex driven, it makes you stupid.
What kind of teacher is stupid???
This girl. A hoe that pretends shes the best one in the world.
A kid that teaches kids.

… again, I hate a music and tf show reference in a book (Meg the stallion again and also Insecure) but thank goodness there are no lyrics or episode recaps. I’m gonna ignore the many times I’ve already wanted to roll my eyes and push through.
Shes kinda funny. In a rude way like me so…