Joshua Gross’s Reviews > The Silver Chair > Status Update

"“If you please, Sire, the Lady of the Green Kirtle salutes you by us and said you’d like to have us for your Autumn Feast.”"

I know you're just a kid but jeez, listen to what you just said!

These children are remarkably dumb

This woman is an enormous red flag, not only from the stories they've already been told but also because random humans in Narnia?

Puddleglum is the Debbie downer of Narnia

Brawn vs brain in this traditional depiction of overly stupid giants

The Giants are playing 'cockshies', basically trying to hit a target with rocks but calling it 'cockshies' is certainly more fun

Since Puddleglum lives in a wigwam does that mean he's somehow been influenced by native Americans in Narnia?

Jill has had enough of Eustace's bullshit: “Shut up and don’t be an ass, Scrubb,” said Jill hastily, terrified lest the Marsh-wiggle should take him at his word.'

This book is dull. Maybe I'm just Narnia-d out, tho

Why are they going right into trying to find the prince instead of trying to make up the mistake they already did and do what Aslan father god told them to do??