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Sam H.
is on page 153 of 278
Oh shit!!!!!
Girls talking to ghosts.
Or she’s being gaslit. You never really know
— Sep 10, 2026 08:52PM
Girls talking to ghosts.
Or she’s being gaslit. You never really know
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Sam H.
is on page 261 of 278
LOL WTF
I’m laughing because I have no idea what else to do at this point. Mkay. I’m getting the body-gore horror angle (the recommendation on having in the book that lowkey guided me to this choice in literature….but we don’t need to talk about that)
— Sep 13, 2026 01:29PM
I’m laughing because I have no idea what else to do at this point. Mkay. I’m getting the body-gore horror angle (the recommendation on having in the book that lowkey guided me to this choice in literature….but we don’t need to talk about that)
Sam H.
is on page 195 of 278
My favourite quote thus far
“Vale is a scheming c*nt, but apparently, so is his brother.”
Go off Queen. You’re all kinda scheming with some Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent (TM RuPaul) though. So like…pot and kettle.
Also giving a VERY paralleled universe version of Tampon vs Rhysand in ACOTAR….if it was way darker (no shade)
— Sep 12, 2026 09:35PM
“Vale is a scheming c*nt, but apparently, so is his brother.”
Go off Queen. You’re all kinda scheming with some Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent (TM RuPaul) though. So like…pot and kettle.
Also giving a VERY paralleled universe version of Tampon vs Rhysand in ACOTAR….if it was way darker (no shade)
Sam H.
is 45% done
Oh my gaw and she’s falling for the kings bitch (I forget his actual title. He’s actually a chill dude).
Is this gunna be a why choose, boys??!!
— Sep 10, 2026 05:31AM
Is this gunna be a why choose, boys??!!
Sam H.
is 40% done
Mkay so. The vibes are starting to vibe between them.
But yall. It’s a girl and a king who’s infested with rot-think covered in pustules that, when popped, ooze the regular good stuff, but also maggots-and this girl gotta seduce him essentially.
ALL SO SHE CAN DIE IN THE END NO LESS!
What a wild book. 10/10 recommend for audacity alone.
— Sep 10, 2026 05:14AM
But yall. It’s a girl and a king who’s infested with rot-think covered in pustules that, when popped, ooze the regular good stuff, but also maggots-and this girl gotta seduce him essentially.
ALL SO SHE CAN DIE IN THE END NO LESS!
What a wild book. 10/10 recommend for audacity alone.