Sam H.’s Reviews > Crown Me Dead > Status Update

LOL WTF
I’m laughing because I have no idea what else to do at this point. Mkay. I’m getting the body-gore horror angle (the recommendation on having in the book that lowkey guided me to this choice in literature….but we don’t need to talk about that)

My favourite quote thus far
“Vale is a scheming c*nt, but apparently, so is his brother.”
Go off Queen. You’re all kinda scheming with some Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent (TM RuPaul) though. So like…pot and kettle.

Also giving a VERY paralleled universe version of Tampon vs Rhysand in ACOTAR….if it was way darker (no shade)

Oh shit!!!!!
Girls talking to ghosts.
Or she’s being gaslit. You never really know

Oh my gaw and she’s falling for the kings bitch (I forget his actual title. He’s actually a chill dude).
Is this gunna be a why choose, boys??!!

Mkay so. The vibes are starting to vibe between them.
But yall. It’s a girl and a king who’s infested with rot-think covered in pustules that, when popped, ooze the regular good stuff, but also maggots-and this girl gotta seduce him essentially.
ALL SO SHE CAN DIE IN THE END NO LESS!
What a wild book. 10/10 recommend for audacity alone.