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“ You don’t remake The Exorcist, you don’t sequel Rosemary‘s Baby, and you don’t be disrespectful about soil an actual slasher has walked across.”
— Sep 11, 2026 11:10PM
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Not every mom is a Pamela Voorhees, going after all camp counselors because one or two of them let her baby drown
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Jade has crossed into something else because real dead people are now entering the fantasy and she’s treating them like proof-of-concept.
— Sep 19, 2026 09:25PM