Krizia’s Reviews > My Heart Is a Chainsaw > Status Update

The hell did I just read!?

Not every mom is a Pamela Voorhees, going after all camp counselors because one or two of them let her baby drown

Jade has crossed into something else because real dead people are now entering the fantasy and she’s treating them like proof-of-concept.

“ You don’t remake The Exorcist, you don’t sequel Rosemary‘s Baby, and you don’t be disrespectful about soil an actual slasher has walked across.”