Tilly Fox’s Reviews > The Human Chair > Status Update

Liar, you filthy liar

HE IS ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE?

"I am but a worm, a loathsome creature, but I have but one request; would you meet me once? Just once."

Girly why are you still reading get out of there

"To put it explicitly, she happens to be none other than yourself Madam. Ever since your Husband brought the chair from that furniture store..."

DON'T MAKE THE HUSBAND BE THE BAD GUY YOU WERE THE FREAK INSIDE THE CHAIR

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

You wanted her to fall in love with a chair... dude come on

"I longed to hold her, every moment of the time, when she was away even for a fleeting moment, I waited for her return like a loved crazed Romeo yearning for his Juliet."

GET OUT

YOU DIDN'T HAVE AFFAIRS WITH OTHER WOMEN THEY JUST SAT ON A CHAIR

"I had come to be with the wife constantly, united with her as one so to speak, With the expectation of the dining and sleeping hours, her soft body was always seated on my knees, for the simple reason that she was engaged in a deep thinking task."

I am cut into all my chairs when I get home

"I craved a lover of my own kind."