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"I'm going to die an imbecile!" -a rare moment of clarity for Poppy

Hanging a kerchief on your doorknob in the hopes a magical maiden will mercy kill your newly turned craven family member is akin to the fruit diet against cancer. Like babes, just get them blackout drunk and push them off a cliff to save the rest of your family and village. Why does containing a bloodthirsty epidemic come down to the Super Virgin and her hottie McHotHot? Pls use your brains

"Omg I can't"
"virtual lockdown"
"my epic stare-off with the duke"

It's painfully obvious that the author is a millenial. And I really wish the writing were better