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Hanging a kerchief on your doorknob in the hopes a magical maiden will mercy kill your newly turned craven family member is akin to the fruit diet against cancer. Like babes, just get them blackout drunk and push them off a cliff to save the rest of your family and village. Why does containing a bloodthirsty epidemic come down to the Super Virgin and her hottie McHotHot? Pls use your brains
— Sep 24, 2026 11:02AM
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"I'm going to die an imbecile!" -a rare moment of clarity for Poppy
— Sep 25, 2026 04:13PM
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"Omg I can't"
"virtual lockdown"
"my epic stare-off with the duke"
It's painfully obvious that the author is a millenial. And I really wish the writing were better
— Sep 24, 2026 12:59AM
"virtual lockdown"
"my epic stare-off with the duke"
It's painfully obvious that the author is a millenial. And I really wish the writing were better
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is 5% done
Obviously hot MMC sucks on her boob right after hello.
I'm calling the police
— Sep 23, 2026 05:08PM
I'm calling the police