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Keeping a running note on my phone of all the best quotes this time
— Sep 27, 2026 09:07PM
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81 “Continuity is a marvellous thing,” said salt-and-pepper plait, proving themself insanely tedious.
83 …nodding at the twins and their sullen-ass cavalier…
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— Sep 30, 2026 08:09PM
81 “Continuity is a marvellous thing,” said salt-and-pepper plait, proving themself insanely tedious.
83 …nodding at the twins and their sullen-ass cavalier…
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Absolutely savoring this read through. Quotes (spoilers) below!
56 [Harrow] looked like an evil stick.
76 Great, rugged arms thrust past Gideon’s vision, and the girl in her lap was lifted up by a six-foot collection of sinews. The man who’d put the sword to her neck was uncomfortably buff. He had upsetting biceps. He didn’t look healthy; he looked like a collection of lemons in a sack.
— Sep 29, 2026 09:03PM
56 [Harrow] looked like an evil stick.
76 Great, rugged arms thrust past Gideon’s vision, and the girl in her lap was lifted up by a six-foot collection of sinews. The man who’d put the sword to her neck was uncomfortably buff. He had upsetting biceps. He didn’t look healthy; he looked like a collection of lemons in a sack.
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Would you be so kind as to share with the class?😗🙊
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Ok! Um, spoilers below. Scroll at your own risk.29 “‘I hate it when you act like a butt-touched nun.’”
31 “‘Are you asking me to…throw her a bone?’”
37 “Coupling him to Harrow had been rather like yoking a doughnut to a cobra.”
38 “It was such a huge bag of ass how it had happened…”
More spoilers below43 Aiglamene “‘You couldn’t spell obligation if I shoved the letters up your ass.’”
Gideon “‘I gotta say, I don’t think that would help…God, I’m glad you didn’t teach me my spelling.’”
43 I fealt the emperor with every bone in my body. I fealt hard.
Aiglamene: you wouldn’t know fealty if it —
Gideon: Don’t hypothetically shove stuff up my butt again. It never does any good.
47 The only job I’d do for you would be if you wanted your ass kicked so hard, the Locked Tomb opened and a parade came out to sing, “Lo! A destructed ass.”
:D thank you!!! Argh! Its such a good book series!