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“Are you gay?”I blurted out.
He gave me another imperturbable,wry stare“Bi.”
To think of him as a sexual being was strange.He was always just SSA Rothwell to me.My hot, cranky stalker whom I spotted behind bushes and building every now and again,like my own, screwed-up Where’s Waldo?.
“Cool,man.”I flashed him one of my panty-dropping grins“I don’t know what I am.”
“An idiot,”he deadpanned.”

I literally couldn’t take a piss without his Clark Kent face and nerdy, thick-rimmed glasses popping into my vision.

“He never got to finish the sentence. A large pair of hands grabbed his neck from the depths of darkness and, in one quick motion, snapped his spine like a wishbone. Cash fell to the ground, his neck bent at an unnatural angle that confirmed he’d died at the hands of a world-class assassin.
I looked up, the tightness in my chest hardening into something even worse.
Fuck, who did this?
Hello, Enzo.”
I giggled

My baby is being blackmailed omgggg

If you answered A or B, congratulations, you’re a normal, sane person.
If it’s C—ding, ding, ding! Welcome to the sexually oppressed, religiously traumatized club. We have cookies (but zero appetite)

I missed you Enzo 😭😭

A.Mourn said father with your family and friends. I mean, he still sired you. That’s gotta count for something, right?
B.Seek urgent help in the form of intense therapy to deal with all the shit he put you through.
C.Go and get your dick sucked by a dude, because up until now, you never dared to try from fear he’d catch and kill both of you.

What do you do on the night you buried your abusive father? This is a multiple-choice question, and one that requires some attention:

About to start greatness !!! I love you Enzo … sooo much !!