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Faye
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The sticker I left for myself at the end of today's 30-ish pages says "Yes I can!" I guess I predicted that I'd be struggling at this point, lol.
— 9 hours, 6 min ago
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Faye
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"Very gratefully, with grateful appreciation, with sincere appreciative gratitude, in appreciatively grateful sincerity of regret, he declined."
I need to use "in appreciatively grateful sincerity of regret" in an email someday.
— Sep 26, 2026 03:34PM
I need to use "in appreciatively grateful sincerity of regret" in an email someday.
Faye
is on page 704 of 933
Do I get a medal for reading every disgusting word of that 140-page fever dream? I don't know what they drink in Ireland, but if it gives you rotten hallucinations like that, I don't want any.
— Sep 23, 2026 03:26PM
Faye
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Almost finished this looooong fever dream section, where it seemed like Joyce tried to make every page more ridiculously crude than the page before. I haven't been enjoying it.
— Sep 22, 2026 04:27PM
Faye
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If Bloom were alive today, he'd be sending dick pics by the dozen. (Not his own, of course.)
— Sep 19, 2026 03:16PM
Faye
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Sooooo Mulligan is basically Elon Musk without the exorbitant wealth, magnanimously offering to impregnate every woman in Ireland just to make them feel happy and fulfilled. What a guy!
Ew.
— Sep 18, 2026 09:23PM
Ew.