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*I was so fucking gay. Yep. Super fucking gay.*
I drank up the sight of him and glanced up in shock when I realized he was *pierced*.
“Did you… pierce your fucking dick?” I asked, completely gobsmacked.
He chuckled. “Yeah. It’s called a Prince Albert. Got it
when I was like, eighteen. Do you like it?”
“I don’t… know,” I muttered, still completely shocked that anyone would ever want a needle that close to their dick.
— Oct 01, 2026 05:22AM
I drank up the sight of him and glanced up in shock when I realized he was *pierced*.
“Did you… pierce your fucking dick?” I asked, completely gobsmacked.
He chuckled. “Yeah. It’s called a Prince Albert. Got it
when I was like, eighteen. Do you like it?”
“I don’t… know,” I muttered, still completely shocked that anyone would ever want a needle that close to their dick.
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I paused, staring at my text and feeling like it wasn’t enough. Without letting myself overthink it, I followed up with one more, even though I wasn’t double texting anymore… I was shamelessly moving into triple-text territory.
Buzz buzz, mother fucker. Answer me!
— Oct 03, 2026 05:12AM
Buzz buzz, mother fucker. Answer me!
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I'm never going to stop being sad that Cassandra and even Naomi never say "I love you" back to Cal. Like, I'm glad he finally found Ryan, and he gets that from him now, but the fact that he so desperately needed to hear those words from *anyone* (insert spoilers here).
Honestly, I'm kinda surprised Naomi doesn't say it, since she barely remembers life with their mom, and I'm sure Cal said it all the time to her.
— Sep 22, 2026 12:40AM
Honestly, I'm kinda surprised Naomi doesn't say it, since she barely remembers life with their mom, and I'm sure Cal said it all the time to her.
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Ooh, thank you, Cal Walker (and Alexandra St. Pierre) for introducing me to Jane's Got A Gun (on my forth listen or the book, apparently).
— Sep 21, 2026 11:44PM
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‘Demon boy! You’re a stain on this earth!’
Considering the man she was screaming about had broken into my house and held me at gunpoint, I was inclined to agree with her.
Oh. :(
— Sep 21, 2026 05:46AM
Considering the man she was screaming about had broken into my house and held me at gunpoint, I was inclined to agree with her.
Oh. :(
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Wondering if Cal had ever mentioned to Cass, Ryan, or Theo that he had once seriously considered the possibility of dicking down Theo, and which of those hypothetical conversations would be the most awkward.
— Sep 20, 2026 06:12AM
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Wondering if Cal had ever mentioned to Cass, Ryan, or Theo that he had once seriously considered the possibility of dickimg down Theo, and which of those hypothetical conversations would be the most awkward.
— Sep 20, 2026 06:10AM
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Wait, I just realized Zaba starts off giving Ryan a way deeper voice than he does by the end of the book. I wonder how much of this is just finding the character, and how much was intentional - something about Ryan letting go of a need to always present masculinity after accepting his sexuality.
— Sep 20, 2026 05:44AM
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Finding myself needing to remind myself that I actually enjoy Alexander Cendese in the right context. And in duet as Callum Walker is definitely the right context.
— Sep 20, 2026 05:02AM
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Oct 01, 2026 05:32AM
This is one of my very favorite books!!
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