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there was a dating show in real life where a bunch of girls were trying to get with this one guy and one of the contestants shit on camera in the background and she wasn’t eliminated.

— 4 hours, 28 min ago

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Ally is on page 113 of 292

The idea that lifeguards are considered beautiful with no brains is so odd to me… baywatch still has an effect on peoples view of lifeguards.

— 2 hours, 39 min ago

Ally is on page 63 of 292

Tom is so fucking creepy.

— 5 hours, 36 min ago

Ally is on page 32 of 292

Imagine trying to survive in the dessert for who knows how long then when you finally get out of it you are immediately on a dating show.
Honestly what a great idea to have newly traumatized men date women I’m sure nothing could go wrong.

— Sep 18, 2026 06:11AM

Ally is on page 23 of 292

I love that the author gave the main character a reason to ask questions she already knows the answer to as an excuse so that readers can understand what’s happening.

I don’t know how I’m going to remember everyone’s names and who they are because there’s already 9 girls and now the boys are coming.

— Sep 16, 2026 09:28PM

Ally is starting

It’s time!

— Sep 08, 2026 10:29PM