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Now it's a whodunit!!!

— 5 hours, 1 min ago

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Mr Skimpole is infuriating!!!!

— Sep 30, 2026 10:49PM

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Tulkinghorn - you sneaky, weasly bastard!!!!!!

— Sep 28, 2026 11:23PM

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The one great principle of the English law is, to make business for itself 🤣

— Sep 27, 2026 10:19PM

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Wow what a revelation.

It's midnight now and time to close this wonderful book. When I do, I will soon hear the cast of little characters downing tools, getting into their normal clothes, having a cuppa, chatting and laughing. "See how shocked he was when the secret was revealed!!!" - "Wait until he reads what we have in store for him tomorrow" - "Night everyone". The book now falls silent.

— Sep 25, 2026 11:01PM

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— Sep 24, 2026 10:13PM

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— Sep 23, 2026 11:35PM

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Mr Skimpole is a complete numpty. I can't bear him at all :(

— Sep 22, 2026 03:01PM

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— Sep 20, 2026 10:44PM