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Proud noble Hector > whiny sniveling Achilles.
— Oct 08, 2026 05:09AM
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Jonathan
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Poseidon yeets Aeneas to safety. Literally. Picks him up and chucks him into the Trojan lines to save him from Achilles.
Good thing too, since without Aeneas, there's no founding of Rome . . .
— Oct 06, 2026 05:28AM
Good thing too, since without Aeneas, there's no founding of Rome . . .
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After Pattycakes is killed by Hector, Achilles again whines to his mother. Hephaestus makes him some armor so Achilles will stop whining and actually join the fight.
— Oct 03, 2026 07:15AM