Clare Snow’s Reviews > The Dead Queens Club > Status Update

"An unbreakable chain of girls Henry seriously underestimated."

"I'm glad we have a backup plan in case we die."

"Cat slows down and takes a right into the library parking lot. 'Prostitution ring in the reference section. Told you.'"

😂😂

"Fortified by a bottle of Mountain Dew plus half of Christina's Red Bull, which I was hoping would make me feel like a snowboarder who does flips while throwing up gang signs, but it just makes me feel like throwing up, full stop."

"I definitely need to hire a new nemesis."

"I'm so sick of ruining my makeup over that asshole."

"I've been trying to be Switzerland, but I'm starting to feel like neutrality might be a little risky."

It's ok Cleves, irl Cleves was never beheaded

Henry really is a bastard - very historically accurate

"You weren't at the tower. You don't know."

No one puts Cat Parr in the Tower!

"The longer I fraternize with the classically popular crew, the less I understand them."