Clare Snow’s Reviews > The Dead Queens Club > Status Update

"An unbreakable chain of girls Henry seriously underestimated."

"Cat slows down and takes a right into the library parking lot. 'Prostitution ring in the reference section. Told you.'"

😂😂

"Fortified by a bottle of Mountain Dew plus half of Christina's Red Bull, which I was hoping would make me feel like a snowboarder who does flips while throwing up gang signs, but it just makes me feel like throwing up, full stop."

"I definitely need to hire a new nemesis."

"I'm so sick of ruining my makeup over that asshole."

"She's the undisputed champion of pedantic semantics."

"I've been trying to be Switzerland, but I'm starting to feel like neutrality might be a little risky."

It's ok Cleves, irl Cleves was never beheaded

Henry really is a bastard - very historically accurate

"You weren't at the tower. You don't know."

No one puts Cat Parr in the Tower!

"The longer I fraternize with the classically popular crew, the less I understand them."