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alfia
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faking out and then slugging morgan with a chair TWICE yass this is the only time u were cool harry.
— 5 hours, 8 min ago
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alfia
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“I don’t think Morgan ever forgave me for being a good guy. He had to eat crow in front of the whole Council, relentlessly driven by his anal-retentive sense of duty and honor.” lmao i’m fucking w this frenemies dynamic they got.
— 4 hours, 19 min ago
alfia
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“I’ll send this whole house up in a fireball that’ll make Hiroshima look like a hibachi. Make my day.”
— 4 hours, 35 min ago
alfia
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elevator fight was really cool. could really feel the motion of the deathbox accelerating up and then rapidly going into a death drop like a cursed roller-coaster ride.
— 5 hours, 22 min ago
alfia
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why do characters always do the exact thing someone tells them NOT TO DO.
— 15 hours, 36 min ago
alfia
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if i was a straight man i think i’d fuck w the sheer self-insert wish fulfillment-ness of this book. WDYM HE’S MAKING OUT W A LADY WHO ACCIDENTALLY DRANK THE LOVE POTION HE WAS FORCED TO MAKE GIRL GET ME OUT OF HERE
— Oct 31, 2026 03:45PM
alfia
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harry dresden try not to sexualise every woman he meets challenge: impossible
— Oct 28, 2026 09:01AM
alfia
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i was just thinking about how the comic narration reminded me of percy jackson and then in the next couple paragraphs harry namedropped Mt. St. Helens 😩✋🏼 tis fate
— Oct 28, 2026 08:03AM

