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“She loved Laurel as fiercely as she hated Olive Garden— which to say, with every fiber of her soul.”

NONNAAAAAAAA MY DIVA

— Nov 03, 2026 01:01PM

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“Any last words?”
“Ambidextrous?”

SLOANE🥰🫶🏼

— 8 hours, 36 min ago

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Did I mention he’s also very drunk?

— 11 hours, 26 min ago

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Michael Townsend doing the splits
with reindeer antlers on
while singing Mariah Carey
was NOT on my 2026 bingo card.

— 11 hours, 31 min ago

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Where did Judd go??????????????????

— Nov 03, 2026 06:47PM

profiler #1 is starting

OH MY GODDDD

— Nov 03, 2026 12:57PM

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