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I don't believe it! Now his other best friend landed in the emergency room! People, stay away from Spencer, he's obviously bad luck!!

Sorry for swearing, but Spencer, you're an ass...

“I love you, Spencer. I want to try…”

How can you say you love him?? He ignored you for 15 years! 15 YEARS!!!

' Then to top it off, I need someone to stay with me for the first 24 hours after I leave the hospital. I called a few of my friends, but none of them were able to help me out, so that left me with one person - Spencer.'

Spencer. Of course. You'll probably be in a wheelchair by the end of this story.

" Come on, let me get you to the hospital,”

LOL. Again.

First you make him crash his car, now you break his nose. Why does that poor guy love you again?

' I’m naked. Double shiiiit. I rub my aching temples and close my eyes. Yeah, we had sex again, I remember now. It was fantastic sex, too.'

He may seem like an alcoholic, but he's -God have mercy - a surgeon.

I can't stop questioning the initial plot twist that led to the current situation. Was it really worth 15 years of anger and hatred? They were teenagers, after all.

“I’m gonna tell you what you can do with your offer, Spencer. You can take it and shove it up your ass,” he snaps.'

APPLAUSE!!

“Well, I was trying to fuck this dude that lives down the street, but I couldn’t stop thinking about you, so I left and ended up here,” I admit. Damn booze.'

Oh my God! I would have thought Ezra and Ferris raised you better....