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Miscellaneous Allie
is 7% done
Man, Catherine is unfeasibly retarded. This old crone is clearly insane and Catherine is just like "haha you too"
— Mar 08, 2018 10:56AM
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Miscellaneous Allie
is 22% done
I'm just reading like 2-3 sentences a page now and even when I occasionally go back and read a full page, I find I haven't missed anything. This book is suddenly somewhat bearable if you just skip 80% of what's on the page.
— Mar 08, 2018 07:13PM
Miscellaneous Allie
is 21% done
Okay, if Catherine isn't a vampire hunter pretending to be a normal person with a lobotomy, I'm just going to do nothing because this book doesn't deserve any real emotion or energy. I'm speed reading at this point.
— Mar 08, 2018 07:10PM
Miscellaneous Allie
is 15% done
Cool so I think this is now the 3rd time Catherine has said it's weird that only 2 people live in a castle. I constantly want this awful stilted conversation to end and it just keeps going.
— Mar 08, 2018 06:52PM
Miscellaneous Allie
is 14% done
This is a horrible slog. I need to make it to 25%. I paid real money. But omg nothing is happening except awful, awkward conversation and 2 women failing the Bechdel test spectacularly.
— Mar 08, 2018 06:43PM
Miscellaneous Allie
is 13% done
Edward the vampire. Wonder where I've heard that before.
Granted Edward Bloom is the main character of Big Fish so at least the guy with the same name isn't a vampire.
— Mar 08, 2018 05:59PM
Granted Edward Bloom is the main character of Big Fish so at least the guy with the same name isn't a vampire.
Miscellaneous Allie
is 6% done
"I don't know how long I've have had" would you like me to edit your books for you? My rates are low and I'm very good at it.
— Mar 08, 2018 10:52AM
Miscellaneous Allie
is 4% done
Why do I keep buying 99c books and keep hoping I won't hate it. This writer's voice is absolutely awful.
— Mar 08, 2018 09:57AM
Miscellaneous Allie
is starting
she verb she verb she verb she verb she verb she verb she verb she verb. Jesus Christ this is how I write when I don't give a shit and don't plan on anyone else seeing it.
— Mar 08, 2018 07:17AM

