Melissa’s Reviews > Under the Skin > Status Update
Melissa
is 21% done
So far nothing has really hooked me about this story. I hate the constant use of "the older man" and "the younger man". I think the dynamic would have worked better with Patrick the cop being the older, more dominant one. I don't know. Maybe not, but I think it would have been hotter. I do want to know their ages so that when Alexei is referred to as "the older man" I'm not picturing an old wrinkly fart in my head.
— Apr 22, 2018 10:07PM
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Melissa
is 97% done
"mikhail rarely reacted when someone walked up behind him unexpectedly now" okay, never once in the book had that been an issue that was addressed. i think konstantin made one comment about him not liking to be touched, but i can't really think of any instances (save for one) where we got to SEE that, instead of being TOLD that. he always insisted on topping during sex, but that's about it.
— Apr 23, 2018 01:23AM
Melissa
is 92% done
ok calling someone butt a "portal" is so fucking cringy LOL
— Apr 23, 2018 01:11AM
Melissa
is 88% done
hmmm... something tells me you should take that vacation patrick :)
— Apr 23, 2018 01:04AM
Melissa
is 86% done
"don't let regret for what you don't have ruin your appreciation for what you do have" lovely quote
— Apr 23, 2018 01:01AM
Melissa
is 81% done
stupid plot twist prediction time: hans walther is alexei. i really freaking hope i'm wrong LOL
— Apr 23, 2018 12:53AM
Melissa
is 79% done
So Konstantin was suspicious and followed him to his meeting at Starbucks with Patrick. WELL WHO THE FUCK COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING <_<
— Apr 23, 2018 12:44AM
Melissa
is 77% done
"send them to store address" okay how tf does Patrick make the connection of to=two ?? Obviously that's how Alexei intended him to read the message, but how would Patrick know that.. did he say it like "send them TO store address" ?? Book doesn't say. Wouldn't Konstantin pick up on that if so?
— Apr 23, 2018 12:40AM
Melissa
is 63% done
Aha! Alexei is working for Interpol. Interesting development! With a tragic back story like that, no wonder he's so determined to bring these guys down, even at the expense of himself. Poor Piotr :(
— Apr 23, 2018 12:07AM
Melissa
is 42% done
Jesus can these guys be in a room together WITHOUT needing to fuck every two seconds??
— Apr 22, 2018 11:24PM
Melissa
is 38% done
"as long as you're safe i don't care about the rest"
nothing like a little near death experience to make you lose all your morals, i guess?? at least Patrick decided which side of the fence he's on.
— Apr 22, 2018 11:10PM
nothing like a little near death experience to make you lose all your morals, i guess?? at least Patrick decided which side of the fence he's on.
