Status Update

Kristina is 42% done

How you gonna have hella nerve endings in a wing when birds don't

— Nov 19, 2018 07:47PM

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Kristina’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 93% done

The war master is a low key a bitch?

— Nov 21, 2018 05:01AM

Kristina is 86% done

Opposite of slick

— Nov 21, 2018 04:42AM

Kristina is 78% done

For a hacker, this girl is very dumb

— Nov 21, 2018 04:19AM

Kristina is 75% done

UGH EPONGY

— Nov 21, 2018 04:13AM

Kristina is 71% done

She about to get sand in her port

— Nov 21, 2018 03:59AM

Kristina is 71% done

71% and blah blah blah

— Nov 21, 2018 01:17AM

Kristina is 58% done

Pushing 60% and I don't know how this guy does not have blue balls

— Nov 20, 2018 08:58AM

Kristina is 53% done

Dumb.

— Nov 20, 2018 03:46AM

Kristina is 50% done

“Haven’t you ever heard that you fuck dumb. You don’t marry dumb.”
THIS BITCH AIN'T FUCKING SHIT

— Nov 19, 2018 08:22PM

Kristina is 49% done

CONSEEEEEENT
but also OMG when is she gonna bone this guy

— Nov 19, 2018 08:18PM

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