Kristina’s Reviews > Mated to the Fire Dragon > Status Update

"They’d been served a small cauldron over fire full of melted cheese into which they'd dipped bread."
So...fondue.

"She told me if I wanted to learn about human women, I should work my way through this category called Steamy Vampire Movies.”
NOOOOOOOPE.

God this dragon jewelry sounds tacky af

Tbh sounds like the fifth element (5th Element!) is Stargate

Aw is the Griffin heart? Because of all of Captain Planet's little power buddies, he was always the weakest.

I love a puzzle!

Shadow fire

Ooooooh not the element of DARKNESS
which is not an element in fact

“He's... Well. A monster.”
That's quite harsh.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOUR FRIEND AS IF SHE KNOWS DRAGONS ARE REAL COME ON GIRL GET IT TOGETHER