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This really doesn't sound pleasant

Looool at vampire vows

I miss Colt's crazy ass

This girl requires A LOT of rescuing

How are they having this conversation while flying

I miss that show.

"We did not have blue skies, only the darkness of space."
Reminds me of that one episode of Green Lantern: The Animated Series, where they had to pull that planet through a wormhole? because its sun was dying?

“Oh yeah, females hold all the power on Earth. We don’t settle. A male must shower us in gifts and take us out. Human females want to be courted by a male, and they better deliver a damn good date if they expect to get anywhere near second base.”
The look on my face rn

Man, earthlings are forever the beta cucks of the universe

This cute little oompa loompa is definitely going to end up dying - probably pulling a Dobby and sacrificing himself