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This really doesn't sound pleasant

Looool at vampire vows

I miss Colt's crazy ass

This girl requires A LOT of rescuing

How are they having this conversation while flying

I miss that show.

"We did not have blue skies, only the darkness of space."
Reminds me of that one episode of Green Lantern: The Animated Series, where they had to pull that planet through a wormhole? because its sun was dying?

“Oh yeah, females hold all the power on Earth. We don’t settle. A male must shower us in gifts and take us out. Human females want to be courted by a male, and they better deliver a damn good date if they expect to get anywhere near second base.”
The look on my face rn

This cute little oompa loompa is definitely going to end up dying - probably pulling a Dobby and sacrificing himself

Virile, not viral