Jo’s Reviews > Return of the Crimson Guard > Status Update

Almost 400 pages in, and I still can't get over a guy in a high fantasy novel named KYLE. I've begun pronouncing his name "Keel" in protest, but my Vine-addled mind keeps waiting for someone to say, "What the FUCK is up, Kyle? What the FUCK is up?"

I'm sorry...Kyle?? We get such character names as Stoop, Trench, Stalker, Skinner, and...Kyle. Mmkay. Maybe there's a reason he doesn't get a cool nickname, and I just haven't gotten there yet.