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"Are you fucking joking? Cora," he says in a sexy breathy whisper.
Sexy breathy whisper?
He plus back from me slightly. "You are mine. Do you understand? Mine. Every inch of you is mine. This sweet mouth with your perfect pink tongue. Mine."
Before he got into the sex trade, Pimp!Jesus was a seagull in Finding Nemo. True story.
Oh, and "plus" is not my typo.
— May 06, 2013 10:45AM
Sexy breathy whisper?
He plus back from me slightly. "You are mine. Do you understand? Mine. Every inch of you is mine. This sweet mouth with your perfect pink tongue. Mine."
Before he got into the sex trade, Pimp!Jesus was a seagull in Finding Nemo. True story.
Oh, and "plus" is not my typo.
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Just so we don't forget Pimp!Jesus' origin story:
...Eric says in his commanding Lord voice.
He also uses that voice when he give Communion to his disciples.
— May 08, 2013 01:25PM
...Eric says in his commanding Lord voice.
He also uses that voice when he give Communion to his disciples.
Rachel (BAVR)
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He kisses me and know that no matter what we will face tomorrow, next week, or even next year we will fact it together.
O__O
— May 08, 2013 01:14PM
O__O
Rachel (BAVR)
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"Eric, I do love you and you do really love me don't you?"
Even at the end, this writing makes me cringe. I do think it sucks and you do really think it sucks too don't you? >:D
— May 08, 2013 01:07PM
Even at the end, this writing makes me cringe. I do think it sucks and you do really think it sucks too don't you? >:D
Rachel (BAVR)
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I love kissing him. I could spend an entire day attached to his mouth.
o_O
That's an interesting way of phrasing it. What if you had to spend an entire day with his mouth attached to your elbow? Still sexy?
— May 08, 2013 12:16PM
o_O
That's an interesting way of phrasing it. What if you had to spend an entire day with his mouth attached to your elbow? Still sexy?
Rachel (BAVR)
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"I love you too Cora," he says as he pulls me into a deep kiss. His tongue is dancing madly with mine.
Oh, not the dancing tongues again.
— May 08, 2013 12:10PM
Oh, not the dancing tongues again.
Rachel (BAVR)
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"I always knew Lucinda's karma would come back to her, but I never thought at the cost of her life. I feel awful for her and her family but I can't stop being grateful that she stopped you from going."
At the cost of her LIFE?
Charming, Pimp!Jesus. I hope you catch your balls on fire and FALL OFF A CLIFF. D:
— May 08, 2013 12:00PM
At the cost of her LIFE?
Charming, Pimp!Jesus. I hope you catch your balls on fire and FALL OFF A CLIFF. D:
Rachel (BAVR)
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"Well she took my phone from my handbag and sent Harrison a message telling him that I had changed my mind and that I was sending her in my place. [...] So, it was Lucinda that went to Japan and Lucinda who was in the village that was destroyed."
*EXPLODES*
THEY KILLED LUCINDA! D:
WTF is this book? I don't even ... LUCINDA! Be at peace, sweet angel. :(
— May 08, 2013 10:17AM
*EXPLODES*
THEY KILLED LUCINDA! D:
WTF is this book? I don't even ... LUCINDA! Be at peace, sweet angel. :(
Rachel (BAVR)
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Pimp!Jesus flounces to his friend's London home in order to plan a rescue mission, and then my day is ruined. :(
For the first time since learning about the tsunami, he is able to breathe. There, sitting on the edge of a high backed chair with tear-streaked cheeks, is Cora Allen.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*throws furniture*
NEGATIVE 100 BILLION STARS!
— May 08, 2013 10:04AM
For the first time since learning about the tsunami, he is able to breathe. There, sitting on the edge of a high backed chair with tear-streaked cheeks, is Cora Allen.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*throws furniture*
NEGATIVE 100 BILLION STARS!
Rachel (BAVR)
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He then scans through his old messages from Jane until he finds the one about Cora leaving. He looks up the name of the village she would have been in. Horrified, he sees that Kamoshi is right in the middle of the worst of the destruction.
You guys. I can't even. If Cora Sue was washed out to sea, I'll give this fucker FIVE STARS! *crosses fingers*
— May 08, 2013 09:55AM
You guys. I can't even. If Cora Sue was washed out to sea, I'll give this fucker FIVE STARS! *crosses fingers*
Rachel (BAVR)
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So, Cora Sue flails away to Japan, and then - I'm not fucking kidding - IT LITERALLY STARTS TO CRUMBLE:
"Well, yes. There was a large earthquake off the coast. It created a huge tsunami. Large portions of the country were washed away," Dean explains.
"What do you mean 'washed away'?"
"They are just gone."
*dies laughing, comes back to life, and dies again*
CORA SUE KILLED JAPAN! D:
— May 08, 2013 09:50AM
"Well, yes. There was a large earthquake off the coast. It created a huge tsunami. Large portions of the country were washed away," Dean explains.
"What do you mean 'washed away'?"
"They are just gone."
*dies laughing, comes back to life, and dies again*
CORA SUE KILLED JAPAN! D:
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These updates are like nails on a chalkboard. I guess I mean that as a compliment?
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Jennifer wrote: "These updates are like nails on a chalkboard. I guess I mean that as a compliment?"Bwahaha! I will take it as a compliment. >:D
I refuse to suffer alone. At least the rest of you can benefit from my snark and watching me gradually lose my mind.
I am right there with you for sure! :)
Wouldn't a whisper be breathy anyway? LOL!
Elle wrote: "Wouldn't a whisper be breathy anyway? LOL!"Maybe he was also breathing heavily on her face while he whispered? o_O I can't figure out what could possibly be sexy about that, though. If my husband started whispering and breathing on me, I'd tell him to go away. >:D
Okay, cool so I can check this one off my list. Was wondering when the guy would get around to growling/whispering/groaning "You're MINE!" Such a Classic. Not trite at all. BTW my 18 month old also loves the word "mine". He shouts it a lot but has never whispered it.
He called different parts of her body "mine" on the next page, but my eyes were too glazed over for me to survive posting another status update about it. :(
Rachel (BAVR) wrote: "He called different parts of her body "mine" on the next page, but my eyes were too glazed over for me to survive posting another status update about it. :("LAWD. *rolls eyes*
Jen wrote: "BTW my 18 month old also loves the word "mine". He shouts it a lot but has never whispered it.."Hilarious.
OMG this update made me LOL!
Bahahaha! Thanks, Crystal. That may make it into my review. :D
Nemo - I'm back! (Vulpix) wrote: "OMG this update made me LOL!"The first part of your name is so appropriate for this status update. :D And thanks!
Rachel (BAVR) wrote: "Bahahaha! Thanks, Crystal. That may make it into my review. :D"You are very welcome! (I just couldn't help myself!)
Rachel (BAVR) wrote: "Nemo - I'm back! (Vulpix) wrote: "OMG this update made me LOL!"The first part of your name is so appropriate for this status update. :D And thanks!"
Completely unrelated, I can assure you.
