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"Here's a little secret, woman to woman." I lean closer, making sure I have her undivided attention. "It's the small things that make a difference. A good mani/pedi, maybe sprucing up your hair a bit? The boys are going to notice."
The lady in question shoots me a dubious look but says nothing.
That's probably because I'm the last person that should give dating advice.
Also, because she's a reindeer.