Martin’s Reviews > The Trouble With Tony > Status Update

Alone in his car, Tony looked down at the raging hard-on straining at his pants and yelled at it. “Not now, you fucking lunatic! Not this one!”

Jesus...

You know, this a bit of a comedy. It's hard to take it seriously.

Tony just insulted him in the worst possible way. Somehow he's really clumsy as a P.I.

What the hell is 'sexual surrogacy'?!

I seriously don't want a sex doctor to be hot. Maybe if it was a 70 year old catholic nun, okay, but a hot army veteran asking you to talk about your sex life? That's more than a little irritating for me....

“I see. Can you define what you mean by a ‘picky dick’?”
“Yeah,” Tony said with a disgusted huff. “Like Kate Moss at a burger joint picky."

He should have stuck with the sex addict cover, LOL.

Well, Jack is quite intimidating as a doctor. I would have figured a doc treating sexual disorders would be a little mellower...

Tony's cover story is so embarassing. He should have went for 'too self conscious to have sex' instead of 'I'm a sex maniac, I'll tap anything that walks'. ;-)

Interesting... a sex clinic? Can't wait to see where that leads.