Martin’s Reviews > The Trouble With Tony > Status Update

Alone in his car, Tony looked down at the raging hard-on straining at his pants and yelled at it. “Not now, you fucking lunatic! Not this one!”

Jesus...

Tony just insulted him in the worst possible way. Somehow he's really clumsy as a P.I.

What the hell is 'sexual surrogacy'?!

Sounds like demisexuality to me. Which isn't a disorder...

I seriously don't want a sex doctor to be hot. Maybe if it was a 70 year old catholic nun, okay, but a hot army veteran asking you to talk about your sex life? That's more than a little irritating for me....

“I see. Can you define what you mean by a ‘picky dick’?”
“Yeah,” Tony said with a disgusted huff. “Like Kate Moss at a burger joint picky."

He should have stuck with the sex addict cover, LOL.

Well, Jack is quite intimidating as a doctor. I would have figured a doc treating sexual disorders would be a little mellower...

Tony's cover story is so embarassing. He should have went for 'too self conscious to have sex' instead of 'I'm a sex maniac, I'll tap anything that walks'. ;-)

Interesting... a sex clinic? Can't wait to see where that leads.