Shamus McCarty’s Reviews > Motherfucking Sharks > Status Update

and I won't jerk off to amateur porn anymore - you know the kind that's been stolen and where the women look embarrassed and the men look eager and the light is yellow and you can nearly smell the sin...

And that's what he was: a wound that wanted to be wounded.

“You can’t go to the water no more,” Crick said, “It’s infested with them.”
[…] “Them what?” he asked.
[…] “… motherfucking sharks.”