Jemima’s Reviews > The Kiss Thief > Status Update

I promised her nothing. Not even orgasms. They required minor work on my part and, therefore, were a terrible waste of my time.

No, this *can't* be the actual romantic interest? Surely he's the villain that'll be slain very dramatically in the end and we'll all cheer, right? I mean, why else would he be written this way?

“How? Easily.” He was so dismissive; he was flirting with open disdain. “A smart girl, however, would have asked for the why.”

Flirting?? Ma'am, no he's *insulting* you after pretending to be someone else and kissing you which is definitely sketchy? What is this mess?

Welp this doesn't seem promising. 4 pages in and they've used the word Italian 5 times. Also I'm already getting "not like other girl" vibes from the main character. Welp anyway let's see.

Also “Honey, get off your high horse. You were pretty like a Hallmark card when you were nineteen. Francesca, here, is The Creation of Adam. Not the same league. Not even the same ball game.” .

Who talks like that??