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“How? Easily.” He was so dismissive; he was flirting with open disdain. “A smart girl, however, would have asked for the why.”
Flirting?? Ma'am, no he's *insulting* you after pretending to be someone else and kissing you which is definitely sketchy? What is this mess?
— Jul 29, 2021 02:46PM
Flirting?? Ma'am, no he's *insulting* you after pretending to be someone else and kissing you which is definitely sketchy? What is this mess?
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Jemima
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I promised her nothing. Not even orgasms. They required minor work on my part and, therefore, were a terrible waste of my time.
No, this *can't* be the actual romantic interest? Surely he's the villain that'll be slain very dramatically in the end and we'll all cheer, right? I mean, why else would he be written this way?
— Jul 29, 2021 03:09PM
No, this *can't* be the actual romantic interest? Surely he's the villain that'll be slain very dramatically in the end and we'll all cheer, right? I mean, why else would he be written this way?
Jemima
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What in the heck, he's 30?! And she's 19? What in the child bride is this mess?
— Jul 29, 2021 02:35PM
Jemima
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Welp this doesn't seem promising. 4 pages in and they've used the word Italian 5 times. Also I'm already getting "not like other girl" vibes from the main character. Welp anyway let's see.
Also “Honey, get off your high horse. You were pretty like a Hallmark card when you were nineteen. Francesca, here, is The Creation of Adam. Not the same league. Not even the same ball game.” .
Who talks like that??
— Jul 29, 2021 02:06PM
Also “Honey, get off your high horse. You were pretty like a Hallmark card when you were nineteen. Francesca, here, is The Creation of Adam. Not the same league. Not even the same ball game.” .
Who talks like that??