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Henry Lee is 18% done

"[...]heading home for another date with Pam the Palm and her five little friends." Okay, I'll admit that got a laugh out of me.

— Jun 09, 2014 10:30AM

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Henry Lee is 65% done

The first four chapters were at least a bit entertaining, with all the so-bad-it's-almost-good writing. But after the attempted rape (and the writers' handwaving it off as 'seduction') it's gone rapidly downhill. I guess they just wanted to get this mess over with in a hurry.

— Jun 09, 2014 12:38PM

Henry Lee is 51% done

"Not with him seducing her while she slept..."

Uhm, I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty damn sure that's called rape.

— Jun 09, 2014 11:46AM

Henry Lee is 50% done

"She couldn't wait for him to move on, shift from kisses to caresses and fuck-esses..."

Wow, subtle writing there!

— Jun 09, 2014 11:40AM

Henry Lee is 48% done

The date is off! The writers really know how to resolve any building tension in an expedient manner.

— Jun 09, 2014 11:28AM

Henry Lee is 46% done

Aaand -- it's a pissing contest. Literally!

— Jun 09, 2014 11:24AM

Henry Lee is 37% done

So hedge-Blake has been anally violated with a thermometer, sexually assaulted by Honey's three female normal hedgehogs, and now he has to put up with dr. Caleb Pearson, the very same man who is threatening to perma-cockblock Blake? I can feel a storm coming!

— Jun 09, 2014 11:22AM

Henry Lee is 37% done

Honey and dr. Pearson have a date. They have a date. THEY HAVE A DATE! Blake ain't gonna be none too happy about this!

— Jun 09, 2014 11:05AM

Henry Lee is 35% done

Is dr. Pearson going to be cock-blocking poor hedge-Blake? The tension is unbearable! (Look, animal puns!)

— Jun 09, 2014 11:01AM

Henry Lee is 32% done

I'm guessing Honey's adopting hedge-Blake? What could possibly go wrong?

— Jun 09, 2014 10:56AM

Henry Lee is 12% done

"She was running away from him again, always running." Yeah, this sounds like a match made in heaven! Or stalker-ish behavior.