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Rosa, really
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[Martin] wasn't sure what he was supposed to be looking at at first, and then it became obvious as Patrick's cock slowly extended from a slit in his belly back near his tail...there must have been a good 10 or 12 inches of it, and he could do tricks with it. The damn thing was curling around at the tip, and it was clearly doing so under conscious control. I don't ever know what to say to that.
— Jun 11, 2014 05:56PM
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Rosa, really
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"W-what..." Simon stammered. "W-was...was that dolphin fucking you?" OMG, OMG. Laughing so hard. It's possible that scene is worth reading the entire shitty book AND $8.
— Jun 11, 2014 06:42PM
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"He wants to do it in his real shape." Time for some dolphin dong! "Why do you like doing it that way?" "Because it's the shape I was born in, how I live much of my life." That made sense, which helped. It wasn't some odd fetish....[Martin] might be able to deal with that, eventually.". What? NOOOOO! Where's my dolphin dick? WTF Jules Jones?! Fucking dolphin tease!
— Jun 11, 2014 04:37PM
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If he wanted to hold the full length [of a "plump cock"], he'd need both hands... Just googled the average width of a man's hands, which is 3.3". Meaning that both hands would be 6.6" (that's right, I do math too!). Which is not even close to a 12 inch cock. Fuckin' A, Jules Jones, do your research and give me a TWELVE INCH DOLPHIN WIENER. That fucking SWIVELS. Why else would I be reading this drivel?
— Jun 11, 2014 01:48PM
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Don't google "dolphin porn." DO NOT DO IT. I'm never looking a a dolphin shaped vibrator the same way again. It's back to butterflies for me. (OMG what if they have butterfly porn? Is nothing sacred?)
— Jun 11, 2014 03:45AM
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Isn't it weird to be so concerned about condoms when you're FUCKING 2 DOLPHINS? What is this? An instructional manual on how to safely fuck shifters? I can't believe I'm reading this. BUT I KNOW WHO TO BLAME. <spoiler>Natasha!</spoiler> Also, apparently a dolphin can stick his dick in your asshole & come like 9x in a row. While wearing the same condom. I don't know if that's awesome or nasty.
— Jun 10, 2014 06:30PM
