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is 35% done
So there are some weird tonal shifts going on. First bros playing basketball, with gratuitous descriptions of sculpted torsos. Then horny werewolves. Then elementary school flashbacks. Now they are encountering fae forest spirits, collecting sacred acorns. And the ex-marines schtick seems super-tacked on. Do ex-marines often pursue forestry? Who are these characters and what is this story?
— Aug 04, 2022 02:03AM
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Mel
is 90% done
“You stay about a hundred yards behind me. Take positions 9 and 3 o’clock, about a dozen yards apart.”
Wh-?? That's not how clocks work!
You're at like, 5:30 and 6:30 there, mate.
Why even bother...
— Aug 05, 2022 12:56AM
Wh-?? That's not how clocks work!
You're at like, 5:30 and 6:30 there, mate.
Why even bother...
