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"How do you know if an FBI agent is gay?"
"No fucking clue."
"The smell of his mustache."
Eh that one was weak.

"Hey, what's the difference between the Mafia and an acting troupe?"
"You can't distract me with a stupid joke every time shit gets real."
"What's the difference, Kahlil?"
"Fuck if I know."
"When the Mafia says, 'break a leg', they mean someone else's."

"Where does the Italian Mafia live?"
"Noooo," I say, already resigned to a cringe-worthy answer. "Where?"
"In the spaghetto."

"What's the head of the underwater Mafia called?"
"I don't know. What?"
"The Codfather."

"Hey, did you hear about the hitman who boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker?"
"No," I grumble.
"Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim."