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Jennifer
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"Hey, what's the difference between the Mafia and an acting troupe?"
"You can't distract me with a stupid joke every time shit gets real."
"What's the difference, Kahlil?"
"Fuck if I know."
"When the Mafia says, 'break a leg', they mean someone else's."
— Oct 13, 2022 03:51PM
"You can't distract me with a stupid joke every time shit gets real."
"What's the difference, Kahlil?"
"Fuck if I know."
"When the Mafia says, 'break a leg', they mean someone else's."
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Jennifer
is 31% done
"How do you know if an FBI agent is gay?"
"No fucking clue."
"The smell of his mustache."
Eh that one was weak.
— Oct 13, 2022 04:28PM
"No fucking clue."
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Eh that one was weak.
Jennifer
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"Where does the Italian Mafia live?"
"Noooo," I say, already resigned to a cringe-worthy answer. "Where?"
"In the spaghetto."
— Oct 13, 2022 03:33PM
"Noooo," I say, already resigned to a cringe-worthy answer. "Where?"
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"What's the head of the underwater Mafia called?"
"I don't know. What?"
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— Oct 13, 2022 03:05PM
"I don't know. What?"
"The Codfather."
Jennifer
is 11% done
"Why doesn't the Mafia like elephants?"
"Fuck if I know."
"Their bodies don't fit in the trunk."
— Oct 13, 2022 02:20PM
"Fuck if I know."
"Their bodies don't fit in the trunk."
Jennifer
is 6% done
"Hey, did you hear about the hitman who boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker?"
"No," I grumble.
"Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim."
— Oct 13, 2022 01:56PM
"No," I grumble.
"Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim."
