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I pull my arms free and prop myself up on my elbows. "This is the opposite of pretending nothing ever happened."
He crawls back up my body, eyes lidded, and puts his forehead against mine. "It hurts too much," he whispers. "I need to quit you slow, or it's going to kill me."

Oh this boy will be the death of me.

"How do you know if an FBI agent is gay?"
"No fucking clue."
"The smell of his mustache."
Eh that one was weak.

"Hey, what's the difference between the Mafia and an acting troupe?"
"You can't distract me with a stupid joke every time shit gets real."
"What's the difference, Kahlil?"
"Fuck if I know."
"When the Mafia says, 'break a leg', they mean someone else's."

"Where does the Italian Mafia live?"
"Noooo," I say, already resigned to a cringe-worthy answer. "Where?"
"In the spaghetto."

"What's the head of the underwater Mafia called?"
"I don't know. What?"
"The Codfather."

"Why doesn't the Mafia like elephants?"
"Fuck if I know."
"Their bodies don't fit in the trunk."

"Hey, did you hear about the hitman who boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker?"
"No," I grumble.
"Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim."

Oh boy. This one's gonna hurt :(

Re-reading in anticipation of Wes! <3

Re-reading in anticipation of Wes! <3

Ooooh Sam you evil, evil woman!

Oh boy. This is going to hurt.

Re-read 4/17/16

Re-read 4/16/16

I'm setting this aside for now. I don't usually have a problem with typos, but this is ridiculous. Wrong words and character names keeps tossing me out of the story.

Oh this one's gonna hurt ain't it?

The writing's a little clunky...

Seriously. Someone help me understand. It's OK for Jake & Chance to get it on, or Tuck & Tor, but it's "breaking a rule" for Chance & Tor to get it on?! Am I missing something?

My question through this whole book: where's the father of this child? I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop...

I'm going in.

YAY! Manties!!!!

A dating app for felons in prison? How does that work exactly? How do inmates get the technology required to put up a profile? I must be thinking waaaay to hard about this.

I'm in love with Nunzio already!

Ugh Quinn is KILLING me!

"I've found the world's greatest source of renewable energy, and it is horniness." Best intro line EVER!

I don't know if I should have started this series. Jake & Tor are one of my fave couples and I'm not sure I'm ready for them to play with others. I don't think their relationship can take it. :(

*sigh* Ok Ok Bey you win. I like Tom. Now dammit give me back Baltsaros!

*sigh* Ok Ok Bey you win. I like Tom. Now dammit give me back Baltsoras!

I hate to dnf a book. I refuse to dnf this one. It's so tempting though...

Oh my god I love Luka!