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Jake:“Kiera, I have loved you since the day we met, all those years ago. You’re an amazing woman.”
Kiera:“You’re just saying that because I cranked out a six-pounder in the back of a moving vehicle.”
Jake:“Well, it’s one reason. I’ll tell you the other thousand or so reasons over the next however many years.”
— Jan 15, 2023 04:49PM
Kiera:“You’re just saying that because I cranked out a six-pounder in the back of a moving vehicle.”
Jake:“Well, it’s one reason. I’ll tell you the other thousand or so reasons over the next however many years.”
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Rodeo:“Guys, is there a problem?”
Doc:“Amniotic fluid.”
Rodeo:“Fuck that shit in the same zip code as me. I am burning this car after we get home.”
— Jan 12, 2023 05:37PM
Doc:“Amniotic fluid.”
Rodeo:“Fuck that shit in the same zip code as me. I am burning this car after we get home.”
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Stumpy saying they can't fire any guns.
Rodeo insta-kills a dude with knife, in cold blood, proceeds to grin and ask who needs a gun anyway?
Me: TOTALLY SWOONING!
— Jan 10, 2023 03:59PM
Rodeo insta-kills a dude with knife, in cold blood, proceeds to grin and ask who needs a gun anyway?
Me: TOTALLY SWOONING!
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Jake:“Life is funny.”
Kiera:“Funny, but not funny?”
Jake:“Yeah. Sometimes it gives us exactly what we need, but not what we want.”
Kiera:“True. But I’ve learned through trial and error—mostly error—that life is also what we make of it.”
— Dec 24, 2022 10:52AM
Kiera:“Funny, but not funny?”
Jake:“Yeah. Sometimes it gives us exactly what we need, but not what we want.”
Kiera:“True. But I’ve learned through trial and error—mostly error—that life is also what we make of it.”
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Kiera:"Why are you sweating?"
Stumpy:"Lady, I don’t sweat, I glisten."
— Dec 20, 2022 04:47PM
Stumpy:"Lady, I don’t sweat, I glisten."
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Hunt:“Between you and me, I’d love for someone to try us. Dust off our skills in actual combat and rearrange some people’s … priorities.”
Jake:“Here I thought you were the voice of reason.”
Hunt:“Most days. Hey, don’t worry, if I ever unleash the full force of the Morpheus Squad, you’d better believe I’ll keep things discreet. No one will ever find the bodies.”
— Dec 19, 2022 01:42PM
Jake:“Here I thought you were the voice of reason.”
Hunt:“Most days. Hey, don’t worry, if I ever unleash the full force of the Morpheus Squad, you’d better believe I’ll keep things discreet. No one will ever find the bodies.”