Status Updates From Fallen Comrade (Project Mor...

Jake:“Kiera, I have loved you since the day we met, all those years ago. You’re an amazing woman.”
Kiera:“You’re just saying that because I cranked out a six-pounder in the back of a moving vehicle.”
Jake:“Well, it’s one reason. I’ll tell you the other thousand or so reasons over the next however many years.”

Rodeo:“Guys, is there a problem?”
Doc:“Amniotic fluid.”
Rodeo:“Fuck that shit in the same zip code as me. I am burning this car after we get home.”

Stumpy saying they can't fire any guns.
Rodeo insta-kills a dude with knife, in cold blood, proceeds to grin and ask who needs a gun anyway?
Me: TOTALLY SWOONING!

Jake:“Life is funny.”
Kiera:“Funny, but not funny?”
Jake:“Yeah. Sometimes it gives us exactly what we need, but not what we want.”
Kiera:“True. But I’ve learned through trial and error—mostly error—that life is also what we make of it.”

Kiera:"Why are you sweating?"
Stumpy:"Lady, I don’t sweat, I glisten."

Hunt:“Between you and me, I’d love for someone to try us. Dust off our skills in actual combat and rearrange some people’s … priorities.”
Jake:“Here I thought you were the voice of reason.”
Hunt:“Most days. Hey, don’t worry, if I ever unleash the full force of the Morpheus Squad, you’d better believe I’ll keep things discreet. No one will ever find the bodies.”

Jake:“You two suck!”
Rodeo:“In the best possible way, according to numerous beautiful ladies. All happy customers. Yelp reviews, all five stars.”

Jake:"Is Kiera in any danger by telling you what she knows?"
Hunt:"Lequire killed Brady to keep him quiet, blew up Kiera’s house,
killed Mateo, and tried to capture and kill her in public. While she was
pregnant. How much more risk are you talking about?"

Kiera:"It wasn’t until Beau started making serious moves on me recently that we got concerned."
Stumpy:"The fuck? He went for you while you were clearly pregnant?"
Kiera:"Yep. He’s quite a piece."

Jake:“Don’t let the yuck-it-up cowboy shtick distract you. Rodeo here is the most badass weapons guy around.”
Rodeo:“Surprisingly accurate. Here I didn’t think you noticed all of my …
assets.”

Jake:"I’ll make sure you have a safe place to deliver. If you want company, I promise you won’t be alone."
Kiera:"Really?"
Jake:"You got it. I’ll even stand there while you’re in labor and you can yell at me. Then I’ll pass out cold. Basically, I’ll be the perfect new father."

Kiera:“Thought you would want to plan our next move...”
Jake:“Already mapped out. Factored in time to have breakfast. Then we’ll move on to the next steps.”
Kiera:“I was kidding.”
Jake:“I wasn’t.”

Jake:“The first alarm triggers when people turn up this drive from the county road a few miles away, so maybe five minutes.”
Kiera:“What then?”
Jake:“We try to get out of here before they arrive.”
Kiera:“If we don’t?”
Jake:“I get to have some fun.”

Jake:“Wait. So, you went into the lion’s den on a hope and a prayer?”
Kiera:“Yes. But to be fair, I counted on him being distracted by my boobs.”

Jake:“Why the fuck would someone shoot at you?”
Kiera:“Jealous you didn’t get dibs?”
Jake:“Hey, whoa, uncalled for. You and I broke up fair and square years ago.”
Kiera:“Fine.”
Jake:“Shit. When you say ‘fine,’ it’s never ‘fine.’ It’s always the opposite. Usually my fault.”