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Jake:"I’ll make sure you have a safe place to deliver. If you want company, I promise you won’t be alone."
Kiera:"Really?"
Jake:"You got it. I’ll even stand there while you’re in labor and you can yell at me. Then I’ll pass out cold. Basically, I’ll be the perfect new father."
— Dec 11, 2022 05:58PM
Kiera:"Really?"
Jake:"You got it. I’ll even stand there while you’re in labor and you can yell at me. Then I’ll pass out cold. Basically, I’ll be the perfect new father."
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Jake:“Kiera, I have loved you since the day we met, all those years ago. You’re an amazing woman.”
Kiera:“You’re just saying that because I cranked out a six-pounder in the back of a moving vehicle.”
Jake:“Well, it’s one reason. I’ll tell you the other thousand or so reasons over the next however many years.”
— Jan 15, 2023 04:49PM
Kiera:“You’re just saying that because I cranked out a six-pounder in the back of a moving vehicle.”
Jake:“Well, it’s one reason. I’ll tell you the other thousand or so reasons over the next however many years.”
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Rodeo:“Guys, is there a problem?”
Doc:“Amniotic fluid.”
Rodeo:“Fuck that shit in the same zip code as me. I am burning this car after we get home.”
— Jan 12, 2023 05:37PM
Doc:“Amniotic fluid.”
Rodeo:“Fuck that shit in the same zip code as me. I am burning this car after we get home.”
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Stumpy saying they can't fire any guns.
Rodeo insta-kills a dude with knife, in cold blood, proceeds to grin and ask who needs a gun anyway?
Me: TOTALLY SWOONING!
— Jan 10, 2023 03:59PM
Rodeo insta-kills a dude with knife, in cold blood, proceeds to grin and ask who needs a gun anyway?
Me: TOTALLY SWOONING!
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Jake:“Life is funny.”
Kiera:“Funny, but not funny?”
Jake:“Yeah. Sometimes it gives us exactly what we need, but not what we want.”
Kiera:“True. But I’ve learned through trial and error—mostly error—that life is also what we make of it.”
— Dec 24, 2022 10:52AM
Kiera:“Funny, but not funny?”
Jake:“Yeah. Sometimes it gives us exactly what we need, but not what we want.”
Kiera:“True. But I’ve learned through trial and error—mostly error—that life is also what we make of it.”
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Kiera:"Why are you sweating?"
Stumpy:"Lady, I don’t sweat, I glisten."
— Dec 20, 2022 04:47PM
Stumpy:"Lady, I don’t sweat, I glisten."