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‘Mr Pessimal wants to know what we do here.’
‘Do? We are the premier college of magic!’
‘But do we teach?’
‘Only if no alternative presents itself,’ said the Dean. ‘We show ’em where the library is, give ’em a few little chats, and graduate the survivors. If they run into any problems, my door is always metaphorically open.’
Metaphorically, sir?’ said Ponder.
‘Yes. But technically, of course, it’s locked.’
— Mar 11, 2023 10:11PM
‘Do? We are the premier college of magic!’
‘But do we teach?’
‘Only if no alternative presents itself,’ said the Dean. ‘We show ’em where the library is, give ’em a few little chats, and graduate the survivors. If they run into any problems, my door is always metaphorically open.’
Metaphorically, sir?’ said Ponder.
‘Yes. But technically, of course, it’s locked.’
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'If they were clever already, they wouldn’t need to go to university! No, we’ll stick to an intake of one hundred per cent young fools, thank you. Bring ’em in stupid, send them away clever, that’s the UU way!’
‘Some of them arrive thinking they’re clever, of course.’
‘Yes, but we soon disabuse them of that. What is a university for if it isn’t to tell you that everything you think you know is wrong?’
— Mar 11, 2023 10:20PM
‘Some of them arrive thinking they’re clever, of course.’
‘Yes, but we soon disabuse them of that. What is a university for if it isn’t to tell you that everything you think you know is wrong?’
