Ellen’s Reviews > I Always Think It's Forever: A Love Story Set in Paris as Told by an Unreliable but Earnest Narrator > Status Update

“I got on the phone and told her this New York City shit ain’t shit and I’d move back to Paris for a chance to fall in love with her one more time. She thought I was talking shit so smiled and said it was probably a bad time. But I was on my Ethan hawke before sunset shit”

Please an editor

“I mean what if we got back together? What if the starts aligned again and we got together and became great friends? But if I proceeded with this app, I knew there was no turning back. There was no horoscope hack that could change this fact. Yes, my emotional Cancer ass only always forgets to think before I act. I make villains and narratives in my head to get ahead, my mama taught me that.”

Dude. It’s CoStar.

“When she smiled she smiled with real sincerity. That shit made me feel very close to her emotionally”

The worst pseudo poetry I have ever read. So annoying. Very highschool

Oh no! It’s bad! Like really bad!