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Ellen is 58% done

“I mean what if we got back together? What if the starts aligned again and we got together and became great friends? But if I proceeded with this app, I knew there was no turning back. There was no horoscope hack that could change this fact. Yes, my emotional Cancer ass only always forgets to think before I act. I make villains and narratives in my head to get ahead, my mama taught me that.”

Dude. It’s CoStar.

— Apr 07, 2023 01:28PM

I Always Think It's Forever: A Love Story Set in Paris as Told by an Unreliable but Earnest Narrator (A Memoir)

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Ellen’s Previous Updates

Ellen is 64% done

“I got on the phone and told her this New York City shit ain’t shit and I’d move back to Paris for a chance to fall in love with her one more time. She thought I was talking shit so smiled and said it was probably a bad time. But I was on my Ethan hawke before sunset shit”

Please an editor

— Apr 07, 2023 01:45PM

Ellen is on page 53 of 192

“When she smiled she smiled with real sincerity. That shit made me feel very close to her emotionally”

— Apr 07, 2023 01:06PM

Ellen is on page 53 of 192

So sorry, “avoid a pandemic it’s not the vibe.” My body physically cringed

— Apr 07, 2023 01:04PM

Ellen is 40% done

The worst pseudo poetry I have ever read. So annoying. Very highschool

— Apr 07, 2023 12:59PM

Ellen is 29% done

Oh no! It’s bad! Like really bad!