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I don't like where it's going

"There are lots of different types of shit and they are all shit in different ways" - Golden words by Odile O'Donnell

That broke my heart in more pieces than I thought could be possible

I was not ready for all these feelings

It's saying something that even I'm finding lawyering Oliver hot when I NEVER want to date a lawyer in real life

I've heard many reasons for being vegan but nothing can top "My refusal to drink milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

HE DID NOT😂😂

I NEVER want to be called a "chapp-ess"

"Moving on would be best for both of us"
Who tf does he think he is!

It's not even been an hour and I already want to punch him in the face